Out of the frying pan...Into my

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Hot Hot Hot....
If you are so hot why would you have anything to do with me...
It isn't even like I'm worth it..
Or am I?
You would think I'm some kinda heat magnet....
Yeah you read that right...
I was in a hurry today in a attempt to break off my holiday schedule..
And I think I forgot that the Fire God/Heat God has a crush on me...
O something like that...
Coz I have the ability to get burnt even when I don't do anything...I promise I'm like really cautious and stuff
And still my hands get burnt ....usually my hands...till today at least....
I have been burnt by almost every type of heat...
Classified as wet heat and fry heat ..check check...
Hot solid object...check
Hot liquid.....check
Hot gas( I'm talking steam....)...check
Agarbathi check
Frying pan check
Pressure cooker check...
Hot oil check (today's spl...)
Steam ...check..
Hot liquids including boiling hot water ..tea...check
Hot flying object....Mustard seeds,pepper bursting in hot oil(today's special again) ..check
Fire flying ..yes as impossible as that sounds....I once lit a matchstick...the tip which was burning broke and projectiles into my eye...
Did I miss out on something...??
SO coming to today's special...
Lighting the lamp in the morning....I'm just trying to put off the burning matchstick....
Matchstick got hot oil from the lamp on it...
Boom....projectile...right hand-> matchstick...Right arm-> burn wound...I still don't know how that happened!!
2 hours later.....
Innocent spices in the frying pan with oil....tupp....out of the oil...onto my face....God dammed seed...still don't know what hit me...
So here I am literally burning ....Okay I have made sure that's come down but still..
You know what makes me burn ...After all this..
In the evening..."Go light the lamp"...
"What do you want to cook for dinner?"
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I EVEN WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR FIRE TODAY!!
Yeah I know it isn't like the 80% burn wounds...or something...but a burn no matter how small (and only if superficial)...burns like hell...ALWAYS!!

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